*singing* The reasons ... the reasons that ...

Soooooooo I was talking to my homeboy one day and he asked me why exactly am I not in a relationship...

I mean I kno that im attractive, and I have things going for me... but the right relationships are brought to those who are ready for them... Maybe God knows other wise for me... maybe Im not really ready for anything of that multitude right now... And maybe that other person isn't either... whomever they may be... And then I have to think about it with another mind set.. I must be alone for a reason.. because the one that I want to be with most is needed by somebody else...

The Lord said I have plans for you my child.. that a man will hinder you from..

but of course that news leaves me hum drum...Oh how I would love to experience that love experience again... One day to be more than friends ... to be the one to help some one elses heart to mend...

-To a Lovers Heart

Ok so if you never heard the phrase " women are like cars"... then you are a weirdo and have no social life... so with that said .. this is my take on women/cars .. ahem.. (cough cough)

1. No. 1 well first off the test drive ... if she dont ride right she gonna need some work.. lol

No.2 what make and model.. u want her to be a chill jont.. nothing that will draw to much attention.. cuz somebody might try n steal her

No.3 .. if she is a lil expensive.. how much are u willing to put into her to keep her

No.4 .. How do u want her interior.. Soft, clean, or ruff and unmanageable.. and i prefer the new car smell .. like anybody with sense should.

No.5.. She got to have the right head lights.. For 2 reasons.. To help guide u ... And the other reason.. For something to look at lol

No.6 ..Hmmm what is she letting out.. Did she pass her emissions test .. LOL .. In other words is she spewing negativity1.

No. 7.. Check her miliage .. I mean it's hard to get one fresh off the lot.. But u need to personally take her to jiffy lube! Make sure u see them papers

1. And Last but certainly not least ..No. 8.. the older the car gets the less u go to do to keep it goin.. U know by now the tricks to keep 'er goin like she supposed too lol

So there we go .. my take ... hate it or love it ... it is what is ...